The following is from the April edition of the Del Tura Country Club HOA newsletter:

One patient came in and said. “Doctor, I have a serious memory problem.” The doctor asked, when did it start?” The man replied, when did what start?”

I remember one time I told my doctor I had ringing in my ears. His advice: Don’t answer it.

My doctor sure has his share of nut cases. One said to him, “Doctor, I think I’m a bell.” The doctor gave him some pills and said, “Here, take these if they don’t
work, give me a ring.”

Another guy told the doctor that he thought he was a deck of cards. The doctor simply said, “Go sit over there. I’ll deal with you later.”

When I told my doctor I broke my leg in two places, he told me to stop going to those places.

But doctors can be so frustrating. You wait a month and a half for an appointment he says, I wish you had come to me sooner.